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edgeofthecusp:

Summertime Sadness

edgeofthecusp:

Summertime Sadness

(Source: yaypuppiesyay)

silvertongue-turnedtolead:

theannieplanet:

so im babysitting this girl right now and we’re watching tv and the satellite sort of cut out cause it was raining really hard
so i just said “thunder god if you give back our satellite i’ll give you ice cream”
a second later the thunder clapped again and our tv came back
the girl is forcing me to hold up my end of the deal so guess who’s making ice cream for the thunder god

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the-arena-ballerina:

neptunain:

christmas is so much worse as you get older it’s like “what do you want this year?” “a sense of purpose”

"a career" "financial security" "a sex life" "tuition for grad school" "alcohol" "a nap" "socks would be nice"


When yah parents talking to they friends and you ready to go.

When yah parents talking to they friends and you ready to go.

(Source: neurotic-fiction)

greetings:

me trying to flirt with a nerd

apatheticghost:

THIS IS A KIDS SHOW

impaire:

Fogged

impaire:

Fogged

(Source: mildminded)

r0wdyruff:

help me, i am trapped

in a haiku factory

save me, before they

(Source: litlpup)

h0odrich:

everything good makes you fat an addict or broke

apollojustlce:

hanging out with your best friend more like

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pizzapenis6969:

Do you ever feel like dis?

pizzapenis6969:

Do you ever feel like dis?

(Source: tastefullyoffensive)

phantasmaldexterity:

i almost scrolled awayalmost

phantasmaldexterity:

i almost scrolled away
almost

(Source: chemkitt)