Lol these were so funny, good thing she deleted em tho haha
i wanna be one of those people who does yoga at sunrise and drinks water out of mason jars filled with berries and twigs and shit
The Captain America/Puerto Rico pic AND Marvel’s majestic response
My buddy Tom baked a cake for his Argentinian friend to cheer her up after the world cup loss.
…they are no longer friends.
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OH MY GOD
dating an identical twin scares me bc what if i get them confused
i read a book once where this girl was romantically involved with this guy who had a twin and they would punk her all the time and be like which one is your boyfriend you have to kiss the right one and then it turned out one of them was evil and trapped her in a dungeon with a bunch of rats or some shit
but that’s like, worst case scenario
Who’s this cutie….and the human he’s sitting on?
i logged into twitter for the first time in a year because i was curious how many people spelled doughnuts as dognuts